Venus, if you will...

Venus Transit was yesterday and I celebrated. It was cool.

I saw Venus.

Then,  listened to Bananarama.

Then,  made a pizza, mocking Venus. 

If any of you are wondering about my carving and printmaking stuff, I quit. That shit is hard. 

J/K

Go listen to Bananarama.

ketchup (catsup?)

It's been a while, huh? I have plenty of things to do. I'm a very busy guy... I mean, I don't do anything crazy like make money, but I keep a packed schedule. Well, I'm back and ready to waste more of your time with my unique brand of  pseudo-art nonsense. But first, I'll catch you up... bit by bit.

First bit- Evil Prints had a visiting artist recently. A strapping young man by the name of Matt Rebholz. He stopped by for about a week to make some sweet, sweet etchings. It was rad. I got a printers proof, which is also rad. Matt is working on some comic books, too. Again, rad. They're called Floating Head Bounty Killers and, since these things cost money, he's got a kickstarter page. If you give him enough scratch, you could win a righteous print. 

This is just a little detail of the print... 

AND!

This is a detail from the comic...

Then, Matt left. 

Then, some dude got his face eaten off. Turns out, he was high on "bath salts".
Then, some dude cut his gut open and threw his intestines at cops. Turns out, he was punk as fuck.